Showing posts with label Her Majestys Ship. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Her Majestys Ship. Show all posts

Monday, 13 February 2023

An Independent Navy For An Independent Nation: A Mining Sloop In The Falklands War

 
His Majestys Ship Squirrel an Algerine class minesweeper striking a mine near Phuket Island in Thailand on the 24th of July 1945
 
 
Mine hunting and sweeping vessels are often required to operate in mined waters between a friendly fleet and a hostile shore (many are sunk by mines,aircraft,warships and submarines,even when close to home),but during the Cold War the United Kingdom's Royal Navy invested in a large fleet of mine hunters and sweepers suitable for use only in benign environments.
 
Her Majestys Ship Alacrity a Type 21 Amazon class frigate
 
 
It has been said that any ship can be a mine sweeper,once,and it is possible to determine if an area has been mined by means of a practice called "check sweeping" (a vessel sails in to the area in question and if it blows up then the area has been mined),during the Falklands War Her Majesty's Ship Alacrity was ordered to do just that in Falkland Sound because the Royal Navy did not have the means to clear mines in combat.
 
The Anatomy Of A Mining Sloop
 
 
Had a mining sloop been part of the Falklands task force it would have used it's mine avoidance sonar to guide other warships around deep water mines on the way to the islands,before entering Falkland Sound it would have launched it's manned Mine Hunting Launches and sunk the Argentinian supply ship Isla de los Estados with it's guns whilst protecting them as they went about their business before laying it's own mines to block one end of the sound to the enemy,then used it's missiles and guns to protect amphibious vessels in San Carlos Water as they landed ground forces and finally provided those troops with fire support up to forty miles inland (it's twin gun turret delivering a similar weight of shells per minute as five batteries of light guns or five Amazon class frigates and having the depth of magazine to sustain that).
 
The Motor Vessel Island Crown at dock in Oslo on the 2nd of June 2013
 
 
Despite her lack of speed to keep up with warships,lack of signature reduction features to reduce the probability of being attacked,lack of sensors,weapons and countermeasures to reduce the probability of being hit if attacked,lack of naval construction standards and protection to minimise damage if hit and lack of naval crew trained in damage control to limit fires and flooding,the Royal Fleet Auxiliary recently acquired the Motor Vessel Island Crown,a civilian Rolls Royce UT 776 CD class Platform Supply Vessel,and intends to use her to clear naval mines.
 

Sunday, 28 November 2021

Carrier Strike Group 21: Celebrating Diversity

 
A Lightning aircraft having maintenance carried out as HMS Queen Elizabeth conducts a night Replenishment At Sea with RFA Tidespring on the 21st of June 2021
 
  
The latest rumour,which has not yet been officially denied,is that the recent crash of a Lightning II aircraft from Her Majesty's Ship Queen Elizabeth was caused by a rain cover which the pilot and aircraft maintainers had neglected to remove during pre-flight checks as they were too busy celebrating diversity (a term used to legitimise discrimination).
 

Friday, 10 September 2021

Carrier Strike Group 21: The Republic Of Korea

 
HMS Queen Elizabeth says "Hello Korea" in Hangul
 
 
As Her Majesty's Ship Queen Elizabeth approached the Republic of Korea she charmingly published a greeting in the local Hangul script.
 
HMS Queen Elizabeth displays her Indian sailor
 
 
However,she did not display a sailor of local ethnic origin,as she did with Jagjeet Singh Grewal in India (it is not clear if he has received an apology for being racially exploited),after decades of budget cuts the Royal Navy may not have enough Koreans to issue every vessel with one.
 
HMS Queen Elizabeth puts on a heterophobic display
 
 
When she arrived in South Korea,her officers hypocritically failed to illuminate their vessel in rainbow colours or boycott bilateral exercises in protest at their host's policy of incarcerating homosexual sailors.
 
South Korean Naval officers ambushed by Royal Navy activists
 
 
Commodore Steve Moorhouse,the Commander of the United Kingdom's Carrier Strike Group,also failed to draw attention to the plight of homosexuals in the Republic of Korea's Navy by gluing himself to South Korean Chief of Naval Operations Admiral Boo Suk-Jong and Deputy Fleet Commander Rear Admiral Choi Sungmok (don’t ever be afraid to show off your true colours Steve).
It has not yet been confirmed if Her Majesty's Ship Queen Elizabeth shall in future blockade the Port of Newcastle,one of the world's largest coal exporting ports,as the flagship of an Extinction Rebellion direct action to save the planet from climate improvement.
 
HMS Glowworm before ramming Admiral Hipper
 
 
The United Kingdom is not the first country to allow it's navy to become politicised.
Naval officers who engage in political activism (attempting to impose one's opinions on others,who are by implication considered inferior) make themselves,and their service,legitimate political targets and we know how that ends.
 

Sunday, 1 August 2021

Sunday, 4 July 2021

Happy Traitor Day!

 
Washington Crossing the Delaware by Emanuel Leutze 1851
 
 
Every Fourth of July,citizens of the United States of America commemorate the defeat of the British Army by traitorous,slave owning,"Founding Fathers",led by George Washington.
 
Rebecca Huger Charles Taylor and Rosina Downs freed slave children from New Orleans
 
 
Their victory freed,some,Americans from the tyranny which down trodden Canadians continue to suffer today and,in doing so,ensured that slavery in the United States of America continued for thirty years after it had been abolished in the British Empire.
 
Queen Elizabeth and Charles De Gaulle Exercise Gallic Strike
 
 
Shall Her Majesty's Ship Queen Elizabeth be celebrating this glorious anniversary?